Shelties NEVER do anything wrong, do they? Look at Merlin above, refusing to see any of the evil in the world! This time, the fun page is pure fantasy. I am going to reveal some deep, dark secrets here: the promises I would like each of the Shelties on Clan Duncan Hill to make! What promises would you like your Shelties to make?
I promise not to stick my muzzle up a sleeve when the person wearing the sleeve is not watching, and huff and puff, startling the person. I promise not to dive on Scott when he is asleep on the couch. I promise not to go down to the gulch pond and run around in the little place where the burs grow. Most importantly, I promise NEVER, NEVER to put my nose under Dana's elbow and give her a little jog when she is at the computer finishing some web art!
I promise to wait until at least six-thirty in the morning before waking Dana up to play sock-muzzle. (Gnat is a VERY good boy.)
I promise not to bite chunks out of the water-lily pads and pull out the other water plants by the roots. I promise not to take the ball away from Merlin and drop it high on the hill.
I promise not to jump into the ponds and get soaked, getting mud and green stuff in my coat every time the people turn their backs for a second. I promise on a stack of Milk-Bones not to do this five minutes after I have been bathed and groomed. I promise on two boxes of Milk-Bones not to do this just before my picture is to be taken.
BlueSky, Simmie, and Blossom have not been at Clan Duncan long enough to develop endearing little vices of their own -- but they are working at it!
Since this is our busiest time of year (until after Halloween), this Funnies Page is rather short, but it is certainly heartfelt! Be sure to visit the other Clan Duncan Funnies Pages, which can be reached by clicking the buttons just below.
